双语笑话|Calming your son

Calming your son 叫你儿子静下来

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing^{1 baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.
一个人在超市里推着购物车，一个孩子子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的男性一直温顺地念叨着：别激动，阿尔伯特，别嚷出来，阿尔伯特，别叫，阿尔伯特，冷静，阿尔伯特。}

A woman standing^{2 next to him said, You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe3 your son, Albert.
站在他旁边的一位女性对他说道：你能如此安慰你的儿子阿尔伯特真的让大家感到好不容易。}

The man looked at her and said, Lady, I'm Albert.
男性看着那位女性说：太太，我是阿尔伯特。